theblogchoseme:

If I text you back fast its not because Im thirsty its because my phone was in my hand at the time. The waiting to text people back on purpose shit is childish

OR BOYS AND THEYS STUPID MAGIC STICK

OR BOYS AND THEYS STUPID MAGIC STICK

Life is so hard when your best friend is a 9.5/10 and you’re a strong 4 with the right filter and lighting